Chapter 1 - Fuck The Environmentalists

I would like to begin by stating that I do not refer to those who recycle or wish to keep down pollution. I am referring to the bastards who keep us out of mountains and forests. The thing that pisses me off most about them is the oil crisis that they have not completely created but have heavily contributed to. Alone the western slopes of the Rockies contain enough oil to sustain our economy for one hundred years. Enough oil to supply all of America for a whole century and we are not allowed to use it. And there could even be more but the environmentalists were able to have a law passed to keep us out. They say it is destroying the natural resources of the Earth but oil just sits under the ground anyways. If we don't use it then it goes to waste and the American people suffer for it. Now if it seems like the Rocky Mountains holds a vastsum of oil then think again. It is not known for sure how much oil is under the Alaskan ice but there is a lot more than the Rockies. The only problem is it is all located underneath a large wildlife preserve. Originally it was proposed to put aside a few small acres for the oil companies to dig into the reserve, but no. The environmentalists were scared that this would release to much pollution into the air destroying the surrounding areas and wildlife. The oil industry saw there point to this and thus came with another proposition, to biuld in the ocean and drill sideways into the oil reserve from under water. Sounds good, eh? NO. Of course this was not acceptable to the Enviros and they once again got another law passed having no digging to be done in the Alaskan Wildlife Preserve. Because of the long wait and the huge mass of oil sitting underground the Canadians are beginning to look at the prospect of digging underground and going sideways under our borders to tap into the reservoir. Even the Russians are looking at using our plan of drilling from the ocean. So now the oil that is underneath our country is going to be drilled by other countries and sold back to us. So we are essentially having oil stolen from us and sold right back. And if congressmen had any backbone today the Environmentalists wouldn't get what they wanted. So while waiting to see if gas will rise to five dollars or not the Environmentalists sit thewre and think that they are helping our country.