I Am Free

"go to work, send your kids to school
follow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavements, watch T.V.
save for your old age, obey the law
Repeat after me: I am free"

Greatest Valedictorian Speech EVER

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=494826

It's amazing.

God created Earth:

October 23, 4004 BC

Wednesday, 9:00 AM

(according to Mr. Reney + the internet + christians)

(Oh yeah, and fossils are "God's little joke")

New pics from Tamarac

The zip line was so much fun. =]

Wunderbar posing, yes?

I don't know why...

...but this made me think of brock. I repeat, I don't know why.

Bora!Bora!!

So one of my very first posts was of my dream home. And Cristie actually figured out where it is. Bora Bora, French Polynesia.

=]

New Background

I have a new desktop setup because I screwed up my chopsticks one. lol
I took the picture of me with chopsticks, made it my background, put the icons in place, then took the screen shot. Well afterwards, I have no idea why, I deleted the original picture and just kept the screenshot. Well my computer flipped shit and my background screwed up, so I made the screenshot of it my back ground but then I got new icons and changed my ObjectDock so it didn't match with the screenshot anymore.

So I changed it to this:


I took this picture when I was in San Padre, Mexico.

But I think it looks cool. =]

New Quotes

Ok so the first one is from Friday. Retuchn, Rachelle and I walked into the Jack in the Box on rayford. We all ordered and everything and the lady was about to give me my receipt when a lady from the back walked up, looked at us for a minute and said:

"Ya'll are higher than a bitch!"

I took my cup and walked away, past Retuchn and Rachelle giggling and shit. lol


Also, yesterday we were at Marshall's house, and I was sitting in direct light of the sun when this conversation took place.

Chalito: "It's so hot outside."
Retuchn: (yelled very loudly) "THEN TAKE YOUR DICK OUT!!"

And today, we were at Marshall's house again. Nathan started getting into his "I think I'm gay" mood and starting touching us. Brock decided to test nathan and let nathan explore. At which time brock had a NRB (No-reason boner). Nathan wrapped his hand around it (through the jeans, of course. but still...) and started jacking it off while brock was in too much shock (or liking it too much) to stop him, until we both snap back and yell at him. lol

Nathan now claims that he "thought it was brock's zipper" or something.

Yeah whatever...

Update: New pictures =]

So I've got a lot of new pictures. Here they are.

Tamarac Park

He didn't want me to take pictures of him.

So i took lots of pictures of him. =]

I love swinging =]

RETUCHN

I was told to hump the tree.

Aaron actually licked Adam's lip. It was pretty gay.
You can see Aaron was still moving forward, Adam ducked away. lol

They're really good friends.

And Marshall's not complaining.

Chapter 1 - Fuck The Environmentalists

I would like to begin by stating that I do not refer to those who recycle or wish to keep down pollution. I am referring to the bastards who keep us out of mountains and forests. The thing that pisses me off most about them is the oil crisis that they have not completely created but have heavily contributed to. Alone the western slopes of the Rockies contain enough oil to sustain our economy for one hundred years. Enough oil to supply all of America for a whole century and we are not allowed to use it. And there could even be more but the environmentalists were able to have a law passed to keep us out. They say it is destroying the natural resources of the Earth but oil just sits under the ground anyways. If we don't use it then it goes to waste and the American people suffer for it. Now if it seems like the Rocky Mountains holds a vastsum of oil then think again. It is not known for sure how much oil is under the Alaskan ice but there is a lot more than the Rockies. The only problem is it is all located underneath a large wildlife preserve. Originally it was proposed to put aside a few small acres for the oil companies to dig into the reserve, but no. The environmentalists were scared that this would release to much pollution into the air destroying the surrounding areas and wildlife. The oil industry saw there point to this and thus came with another proposition, to biuld in the ocean and drill sideways into the oil reserve from under water. Sounds good, eh? NO. Of course this was not acceptable to the Enviros and they once again got another law passed having no digging to be done in the Alaskan Wildlife Preserve. Because of the long wait and the huge mass of oil sitting underground the Canadians are beginning to look at the prospect of digging underground and going sideways under our borders to tap into the reservoir. Even the Russians are looking at using our plan of drilling from the ocean. So now the oil that is underneath our country is going to be drilled by other countries and sold back to us. So we are essentially having oil stolen from us and sold right back. And if congressmen had any backbone today the Environmentalists wouldn't get what they wanted. So while waiting to see if gas will rise to five dollars or not the Environmentalists sit thewre and think that they are helping our country.

Prologue; An Epic of Galactic Proportions

Because Andrew said so I'm writing a prologue. Semicolon is because Andrew wanted normal colon. These posts that will soon follow are nothing but my thouhts and views on the world, life, and death. If you don't like it then stop reading and continue on your naive way down he road that is life. If you continue then big deal, I don't care. If you are offended by my views or attitude then get the fuck out. I am a very sarcastic and cynical indiviadual with no care for others thoughts and view things as they are not as I wish them to be. So now begins what is to be the chapters of the vault that is the human mind. These are the riches of my vault, Brock Martof.

I love my Buddha. =]

So cristie got me some freaking awesome gifts from Disneyworld.

The Balls are Zen Meditation Balls that ring.
(I embed a sound clip of them but idk if it will work.)

You rotate the balls around your hand and they ring and make music. =]

Play Sample

Retuchn

I've arrived...

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Thine Divine Bong

(9:43:13 PM) Anonymous: dude it hits like
(9:43:20 PM) Anonymous: it hits like god exists
(9:43:35 PM) Andrew: hahahahahaha

lol

Everybody loves Legos

So after a discussion in physics, I made a pipe out of legos.



foil filters it.

=]

One New quote

"HOLY BALLSACK BATMAN"

I don't remember who said it. lol

Lots of pictures

Pictures are in the wrong order but whatev.

I had a lot of pictures so I decided to post them.

I have a video of this whole process. Pretty hilarious lol

Brock likes wearing bra's

JC CONQUERS

J-tron

Travis thought he was cool "tending the fire"
it was a pure gasoline fire lol

There's nothing more to explain that what you can infer. lol

It was raining...

We found a fucking Jet Ski! In a drainage creek. lol

Hunter <3s cock

original drawing of my new tag

Sexy.

Nature Preserve FTW

It was pretty

It's a sailboat!!!
don't you agree? lol

A newfound hobby...

So Hunter and I decided to go tagging. I also drew a new tag for myself and I wanted to try it.

Spray-painting a tree

Nigga plzz

I freaking love my new tag. =]

Nathan couldn't come with us so I drew this for him.
<3

Are you a prostitute?

Let's find out.

Watch my shoes

You can dance with your boo, but watch my shoes...

New Hunter Quotes!!!

Today was pretty fuckin fun and provided some new quotes.

Convo between Marshbag and Hunter:

Marshbag: "Why don't you jerk me off with your butt cheeks?"
Hunter: "Eh, it may take a few tears but I'll get through it."

This quote was directed toward Cristie.

Hunter: "Why don't you put my pants on, it'll make your dick go to sleep."