Leggie Blonde

This is freaking hilarious, especially around 2:15

but it's funnier if you watch the whole thing. I'll link all the episodes for Flight of the Conchords on the nav bar.




Another good one. lol =]



And this one's a classic. The first one I've seen. This whole episode's good

=D

All I have to say is...

What...the...fuck.

I started looking at the pics thinking, "cool...cool...whoah that's awesome...interesting..." and so forth until it turned into "whoah...wtf...hoooooooly fuckin moses what drugs is this person on?!"

The 9 Most Badass Bible Versus

HERE'S THE LINK

Best Quotes from this:

"It should be pointed out that even after his death, Elisha continued to kick ass. II Kings 13:20-21 tells us that when a dead body was thrown into his tomb and touched Elisha's bones, it sprang back to life. It's unknown whether Elisha had this power in life, as well as death, but we like to think he did and that he had the habit of killing his victims with bears, resurrecting them, and then promptly re-summoning the bears to kill them, again. He'd just repeat the whole thing over and over until he got bored."


[Quote following this Bible verse: "If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."]
"The words in the Bible are actually those of God, speaking to the Hebrews and taking time to add the junk-grab rule into the supplemental commandments that didn't make it into the original 10. This had to be right after God realized his plan for a male-dominated society had a fatal flaw, which is that the women could prevail in any conflict simply by grabbing the men's junk."

followed by:

"Of course, if you're not a believer and don't think this "grab the nuts, lose a hand" commandment is from the almighty at all, then it becomes obvious what happened: The rule was handed down by some angry clergyman within the first minute or so of having his junk crushed. All perspective tends to go out the window at that moment."

Fishing pics! (and more)

New throwup. =]


Nathan and I were walking threw here in the back of the mall.

He was trying to convince me to do something,

Symmetry! =]

This pic totally says:
Hunter: "Bitch whurr mah fish be at??"
Ashley: *does that black girl breath/smack thing* "Nigga, puh-lease I ain't got none
yo fish. You get it cho self!"

I wish they rly talked like that. lol

Walked to the pond where hunter caught a perch.

Eventually went to the WaterWay and fished under a bridge.
We would catch something within a few seconds of dropping the hook in the water.

endless perch ftw

Nathan caught a perch,and was terrified of it. It's on the left of the pic and he's on the right.
He refused to get any closer than that and I had to take the hook out.
lolwut

the lights changed colors.
it was cool =]

green tunnel and yellow trees!

Ashley ended up catching a huge perch.
Once again all we fished with was our hand, holding a fishing wire, with either a bare hook or sometimes a piece of bread on the hook.

This was like the coolest color of the tunnel
Oh and some friends of Hunter happened to walk by and joined us

Nathan.
Fishing.
Cute.

I love my camera =]

(L to R) Ashley. Hunter. David. Garret Peery's girlfriend (sry idk her name). and Garret.

We're going to start fishing more often. =]

I CAUGHT A CATFISH

And it's fucking awesome.

Be jealous. I know you are.

It was a little over a foot long. I caught it on the bridge at
Tamarac Park with a fishing wire, hook, and bread. =]

Also, Hunter caught a catfish bigger than mine, but my phone was being
fucking gay and after 2 minutes of trying to take the damn picture I gave up. lol

YAYYYY TAGGING

Ok so first I did this to my desk on Doc's class.

Then today, JC and I started with a blank sheet of paper:

I drew all of this.

then JC colored it.

Freakin...Sveet

5 Reasons Humanity is Doomed

CCLIK HREE NGGEIR

It's pretty hilarious. Best quote from the whole thing:

"Wow this is quite an epileptic seizure I'm having"

«Quote»

Retuch and I were at his house, and we thought somebody was home. After discussing what to do for a while, we decided to check and see if somebody was here. Then:

Andrew: If somebody's here let's go to Jack in the Box.
Nathan: Let's go to Jack in the Box anyway.
Andrew: Haha! Yeah, I know. =]

I Am Free

"go to work, send your kids to school
follow fashion, act normal
walk on the pavements, watch T.V.
save for your old age, obey the law
Repeat after me: I am free"